My auto insurance premium just leapt 64% at renewal.

No accidents. No tickets. No DUI. No claims. Not even a dirty look at a stop sign.

Apparently, the new underwriting model is: “Because we can.”

Nothing says economic “victory” like paying dramatically more for the exact same coverage while being told everything is under control.

Tremendous winning. Just not for the policyholder.

Congratulations to GEICO’s shareholders — and a special nod to our Buffoon-in-Chief for redefining what “cost cutting” means.