Wall Street Has Now Morphed Into A Full Blown Soviet Sausage Factory

To paraphrase the police officer who told me my old neighborhood had burned down during the 2017 NorCal fires,  “the markets are no more.”

After the Fed announced it is bailing out junk bonds today,  Wall Street has now morphed into a full-blown  “Soviet Sausage Factory.”

Jay Powell probably had no choice and needed to blunt the blow of another 6 million-plus print of new unemployment claims but isn’t Socialism and state intervention dandy?

We can understand providing support to local and state municipalities,  now strapped with severe cash flow problems as their tax revenues have gone to near zero,  but junk?

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You know, like many of the same companies that levered up to buy back shares while shitting all over their employees or, say, the wildcat and shale-oil drillers?   Even Jed Clampett and Ellie May understood Texas Tea is risky business.  Come on, man.

Chapter 11 and debt restructurings are not only the right thing to do but the only thing to do lest we lose an entire generation to stagflation and a zombie economy.  That’s probably the best case unless the economy miraculously snaps back, which assumes the economy was structurally sound before the virus took it out.   We seriously doubt that.

Here’s to hoping the bailouts are just a bridge to a major economic restructuring with the long-needed structural reforms.

Waste Of Time

There’s no sense in wasting time analyzing the markets anymore.

We will sit on cash and gold, hope and pray the virus soon passes, and try and tune out this shit show until the major political dislocation that is surely coming on the other side.

“No One Will Fail”

Just heard a trader on CNBC say, “no one will be allowed to fail…earnings don’t matter…nothing matters.”  Oh. My. God!

Wasn’t it just a few months ago the government was going after the young who were falling behind in their student loan payments?

Example: Judy has weekly disposable pay of $300. Based on the minimum wage calculation, she definitely gets to keep $217.50. The government can then take the lesser of the amount his income exceeds $217.50 ($300 – $217.50 = $82.50) or 15% of his income (15% of $300= $45.00). Since $45.00 is less than $82.50, this is the amount the government can take each week from Judy’s wages. – SLBA

Gosplan Setting Prices Now

Most asset prices are no longer determined by market forces — which has been the case for many for some time — but now set by our new Gosplan along with the local Commissar of Free Money, just like the price of eggs way back in the USSR.

I never ever wanna hear from the self-righteous, ignorant ideologues parading as economists again,

“Free market capitalism is the best path to prosperity to Socialism….blah, fucking blah.”

How twisted and sick is our society that the grocery clerks making $12-15 per hour working on the frontline, risking their lives and getting sick to feed us and the 10 percent now profiting from these government bailouts (88 percent of stocks are owned by the Top 10 percent)?

But, wait for it…their thousand dollar check is in the mail.

Come on, folks, give these people a big, as in Bengie big or a large fraction thereof, tip the next time you’re out.  I have no doubt many of you already do and will continue until this plague passes.

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A note from a Bernie Bro,

“In 2016, they told me if I voted for Bernie, the nation would move closer to authoratarianism,  managed trade, MMT, and socialism.  I voted for Bernie and man were they right.”  – Bernie Bro

Happy Maundy Thursday and Pesach.  Stay safe, folks.

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Global Patent Race

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Classic Bear Market Bounce

Big move today in stocks with the S&P500 closing up 7.03 percent.  We are so glad we are out of the market.

We believe stocks are now in phase two of a vicious bear market, where after the initial sharp sell-off, the major indices retrace close to 50 percent of their initial down move.  See the chart below, which illustrates how the Nikkei recovered almost 50 percent of its first big move lower before rolling over again.

The market appears to be reacting to better news on the case and death curves but it is much too early to sound the all-clear.   Italy and Spain have been turning down over the past week (see chart below) so we are a bit perplexed by those touting the market move was a reflection of the green shoots coming out of Europe.

The New York numbers also a little better than expected, thank God.

Hopium is a difficult addiction for markets to kick and it very is clear there is still a ton of it out there.

Four Stages

In early March we wrote about the stages of a pandemic in our post,  Stages Of A Pandemic: Denial, Panic, Fear, and Rationality, moving from denial, fear, and then rationality.   Though we remain in the fear stage, there are signs rationality is starting to take hold but strictly with respect to the existential phase of the pandemic.

Now The Economics

We are still a long way off in restarting the economy and to a full economic and financial recovery.  There is still an awful lot of denial in this respect.

The table lists some key near-term levels, which we will let you ponder.

 

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Is This The Newest & Hottest Leading Economic Indicator?

Is this a sign of spiking consumer confidence or just a signal of a less shitty week to come?

The futures markets seem to like it butt you decide.   You think the Masters of the Universe and the Algos are going to use toilet paper returns as a source of alternative data to signal a economic inflection point and get all lathered up in spooz only to get wiped out?  Just ask in.’

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It’s Truly Going To Be Different This Time

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Can’t you just feel the political winds blowing as exemplified in this bloke’s timeless rant and with my grandmother’s brogue
 (Flynn of County Cork, btw)?

Trump was has been just a Trojan Horse for the 0.1 percenters as a check to this kind of populism but don’t mention that to his base. 

Wealth taxes they are a comin’ 

Trying to get long some Bellota for the coming new political reality.

Irish wasn’t real happy the
King of The Riverdance and Celtic Tiger Live was from Chicago’s South Side — a White Sox fan? — was he?

You think Dictionary.com is going to add “Wankin’-fuckin’-bankers’ to its lexicon anytime soon?

Well, maybe Urban Dictionary.

 

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The Necessary Condition For Economic & Financial Recovery

Futures up 700 points on a lot happy talk out POTUS presser this afternoon even though the Surgeon General stated earlier on the Sunday talk shows we are heading into Pearl Harbor.  The futures spike is the gift that keeps on giving to sell and get out of trapped positions.  Spank you!

Absolutely no recovery until the following questions are answered.

https://twitter.com/andylassner/status/1246866966905675776?s=21

 

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QOTD: Will Rogers

QOTD = Quote of the Day

In this country people don’t vote for, they vote against. – Will Rodgers

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Exponential Growth 201

Here is a another lesson on exponential growth and a warning to states who are lulled into complacency with their relative low case rates.


Beyond the bad coronavirus numbers lie the good ones.
They’re every bit as powerful.

A math teacher once shared the parable of the clever peasant girl and the single grain of rice. The child asked the king to give her a speck of rice as a reward for a good deed, and to double the reward each day for a month. At the end of a week, the girl looked quite foolish, for she had barely a few mouthfuls of rice, despite the favor of the king.

She was hungry, but patient. Her exponential engine kept chugging away, rice to the second power, as 64 grains became 128, and 256, and 512. By the 11th day, one grain of rice had become more than 1,000. On the last day of the month, a cavalry of royal elephants was needed to carry a mountain of rice to the girl.

I think of that lesson each morning when I log on to my computer or click the TV remote. The world is filling with covid-19 patients like grains of feverish rice. When March began, there weren’t 20,000 known patients in the whole world beyond China. This morning, I learned that 20,000 new cases were identified in the past day in the United States alone.

Most of us hear about the girl with a single grain of rice clutched in her palm and we react like the king. “It’s going to be just fine,” said the king — er, the president — when the United States’ first covid-19 case presented in January. And a few days later: “We have very little problem in this country.” And March 5 on Twitter: “Only 129 cases.”

But some people learn of the deal struck by the peasant girl and immediately flash forward to the inevitable phalanx of rice-toting elephants. For them, the single grain foretells the mountain; they have the makings of epidemiologists. They are the Anthony Faucis and the Deborah Birxes, the A students in the front row of the administration whose mathematical insights are worth listening to because they are relentlessly correct, no matter what the spitballers in the back of the room might say…

…This math will give us a vaccine or cure, as sure as the doubling of those rice grains. The solution is coming — though not by the end of April or even Labor Day. We the people are the bridge from bad math to good. If we stay strong now, when the arithmetic is so fearsomely hostile, we’ll be rewarded as the calculus swings in our favor. As surely it will, because numbers don’t lie. — David Von Drehle, Washington Post

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Europe’s Catastrophic Services PMIs

Disaster, not unexpected but worse than expected.

Wow! Look at the collapse in Italy’s Services PMI.

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QOTD: Larry Kudlow

QOTD:  Quote of the Day

Speaking of spitballers: Surely even the bro-iest day trader still watching CNBC has noticed that White House economics adviser Larry Kudlow couldn’t pass a midterm math exam if you gave him the answer key.  Imagine that Otter left “Animal House” to be a financial pundit — not hard to picture. He would now look like Larry Kudlow.  – Washington Post

Hat Tip:  The Szabo King

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